for you, my son… its a box of otters. yes they will protect your phone. they are very loyal and will attack anyone who comes near it
The witch’s pantry
#is he the witch or is he the witch’s sidekick #bored lil college student earning minimum wage chopping up salamander livers and reorganising the ingredients jars into alphabetical order #putting ‘best before’ dates on all the labels #”i can’t believe she was keeping the HUMAN EYEBALLS with the NIGHTSHADE ugh”#better than starbucks (via queerpotters)
if u ever get disheartened just remember people in the 19th Century were painting hot Napoleon/Tsar Alexander boyfriend yowz before our great-grandparents were even conceived
merlin character traits examined ➤ Good Is Not SoftThe character isn’t an Anti-Hero, Vigilante Man or even portrayed as Good Is Not Nice. He’s a genuinely friendly, sociable, caring person, always looking out for his friends and family and trying to do the right thing. Such a character would have to be compassionate to his enemies, right? Actually, no. Unlike the Good Is Not Nice character, someone who falls under this trope actually is a nice guy or girl. It’s just that this niceness does not extend to giving free passes to the truly vile and horrific among their enemies. S/he is the reason why the villain should Beware the Nice Ones, especially since s/he is not going to wait to be angered or snap before the inevitable beatdown/killing begins. The Good Is Not Soft character will find them, will stop them and (if they’re lucky) will kill them before they can hit that Berserk Button. Then they’ll (usually) go home to enjoy dinner and settle in for a good night’s sleep.
[stands outside your window holding a boombox blaring cruel angels thesis]
Do adults say “pokeman” to hurt us because if so it works
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Schrödinger opens the box and nothing changes.
The cat lacks vital signs (no heartbeat, no breathing, no brain function): the cat is dead.
The cat exhibits continued animation (blinking, walking, nudging his hand with its little head): the cat is alive.
Schrödinger is afraid.
That has not changed, either.
Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet.
Ah’m gonna wrassle with it.
Okay so even if Sollux seems like a simple cosplay, since my first Sollux cosplay I’ve been DETERMINED to make my Sollux cosplay perfect so I could be happy with it and I finally got there! It took a ridiculously long time and I spent way too much money replacing things over and over that didn’t look good but finally I’m here and I’m SO SO happy to be here! I’m especially proud of the wig, I had to do a lot of cutting on it which I’m not good at but it actually ended up exactly how I wanted. Sollux is one of my favourite characters EVER and he just means so much to me, I really hope I can finally do him some justice with this cosplay.
LOOK AT THIS CUTIE
headcannon accepted ♥
being headcanons is literally my favourite thing wow thank you!!
my hobbies include passionately not watching Big Bang Theory
it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog