HUMAN BEINGS IN A MOB
WHAT’S A MOB TO A KING
WHAT’S A KING TO A GOD
WHAT’S A GOD TO LUPITA NYONG’O
In July every year we have an event called ” Secret Gardens ” Last year we visited some of the best decorated backyards in the neighborhood and this guy had turned the complete backyard into a pond and gardens. The backyard was about 150 feet wide by 50 feet deep and a pond covered 85% of his lot. This 3 level pond was just beautiful and equipped with a filter hidden behind some bushes. The deep end about 4 feet was at the base of the falls, so I guess he left the fish there for the winter. At least this guy had no lawn to cut !
This is so beautiful. I love the shallows and the deep ends. ahhh what a nice idea. I had something like this in mind for my future pond, but a bit deeper.
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
Greetings, Aperture employees, Cave Johnson here with some good news, and some bad news. Good news is, our experiments with portaling a werewolf onto the lunar surface produced very clear, and very immediate results! Go team!
Bad news is, those results were that the poor guy died of hypothermia and asphyxia within seconds, same as all the other test subjects we sent up there. Apparently lycanthropy does not grant one an immunity to zero-atmosphere environments as I had suspected. My assistant, Greg, tells me that I was actually thinking of vampires there, and not werewolves, so…that one’s on me.
However, this brings me to some more good news: Any test subjects who had been quarantined in Test Chamber 32A due to sudden cases of vampirism, you’re in luck, because we’ve got a new test ready just for you! Just hustle on over towards the lone portal surface on the east wall there while we move the airtight paneling into place to begin the test.
Anyway, that’s that…now get back to work, everyone! Except for you, over there by the coffee machine. Break room rules clearly state a 15-minute max, and you’ve been in there for 20. You know the drill. Box, stuff, door, parking lot, adios, you’re fired.
Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
(via Oskars Stekis)
Some stupid stuff referring to this idea I had where you turn into different species of monsters when you hit puberty tehehehehe
sorry my handwritting’s pretty ugly here
NO BUT THIS IS REALLY GREAT
Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.
please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*
A diver has a close encounter wih a southern right whale by Brian J Skerry
the real problem here is that every time ‘feed me (git it)’ comes up i think about my production’s rendition and the lead guitarist for the band doing music used a really funky sounding mixer and it sounded really cool and i want to listen to that version but i cant obvs sigh sig h cry
it’s 1:35am and im whisper singing along to musical osts and not doing homework
what it is to be alive
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
..imagine kaworu in space during the fourteen years he spends waiting to see shinji reading stupid pickup lines from stupid angelic dating manuals based off of what angels think humans like and kaworu;s just underlining the good ones with a fountain pen like. “oh yes…i’m always thinking about you. maybe i was born to meet you”. jus t that for fourteen years